Semi-Wordless Wednesday

Have you seen my board?
I just found it. It's a lovely board.
Just my size too. I love this board.

Um.. I mean it's not that great.
Not great enough for you to sound so interested.
Like, it's a totally normal board.
I'm so over it.

Yeah. I'm not even sure what you're talking about.
I don't have a board.
No board here. Just me.