Tuesday, August 21, 2012

My Least Favorite Song

I'm going to attempt to do this memey thing called 30 Days of Song. I will not post this every day, because oh-my-pants-I'm-bored-already. Instead I'll post once or twice a week, as I feel like. So there. I am unrepentantly stealing this from Jen O. at My Tornado Alley. She rocks. I'm not sure if she stole it from somewhere, but here we go. 

My Least Favorite Song

I am a person who genuinely sees the good in most things. Most creative things, at least. I may not personally think something is my type of whatever, but I very seldom hate a song or a movie or a book. Especially a book.

But some things are a true affront to all that is good and holy. A human rights violation to the ears and the mind. I bring you "Barbie Girl" by Aqua. This is clearly the worst song ever made, recorded or thought about for longer than 20 seconds. The songs my kids make up that don't make any sense and ramble on for 4.5 hours are better than "Barbie Girl."

In my opinion. And I am sure that someone out there thinks that this is fantastic. Just like life in plastic.

Day 1 - Your Favorite Song - White Blank Page
Day 2 - Your Least Favorite Song - Barbie Girl (today)
Day 3 -  A Song that Makes You Happy
Day 4 - A Song that Makes You Sad
Day 5 - A Song that Reminds you of Someone
Day 6 - A Song that Reminds you of Somewhere
Day 7 - A Song that Reminds You of a Certain Event
Day 8 - A Song that You Know All the Words To
Day 9 - A Song that You Can Dance to
Day 10 - A Song that Makes you Fall Asleep
Day 11 - A Song from your Favorite Band
Day 12 - A Song from a band you Hate
Day 13 - A Song that is a Guilty Pleasure
Day 14 - A Song that No One Would Expect you to Love
Day 15 - A Song that Describes You
Day 16 - A Song that You Used to Love but Now Hate
Day 17 - A Song that You Hear Often on the Radio
Day 18 - A Song that You Wish You Heard on the Radio
Day 19 - A Song from your Favorite Album
Day 20 - A Song that You Listen to When You're Angry
Day 21 - A Song that you Listen to when You're Happy
Day 22 - A Song that you Listen to when You're Sad
Day 23 - A Song that you Want to Play at your Wedding
Day 24 - A Song that you Want to Play at your Funeral
Day 25 - A Song that Makes you Laugh
Day 26 - A Song that you Can Play on an Instrument
Day 27 - A Song that you Wish you Could Play
Day 28 - A Song that Makes you Feel Guilty
Day 29 - A Song from Your Childhood
Day 30 - Your Favorite Song at this Time Last Year


Suze said...

But it's so IRONIC!
Kidding. Most annoying song ever (since that Hansen doo-wap one from the 90s, remember?)

Jessi said...

Argh! I totally forgot about Doo Wap. I'm glad I forgot, it would have made the decision harder. :)

Strangeite said...

While I respect your opinion, I think you might have mentally blocked a few songs from your memory.

My nomination of the worst song ever would be:

(drum roll, please)

Who Let The Dogs Out? - Baha Me