Five Things on Friday - Weekend To Do List

This picture has nothing to do with this post.
I just like it.

Every other weekend, the girls hang with their dad and I have the house to myself. And you know, I miss them like the deserts miss the rain and all, but I always think I can jump on this opportunity and get a bunch of stuff done. I am always wrong. So this weekend, I present:

Five Things I Want to (But Will Probably Fail to) Accomplish This Weekend

1. Sleep late - Actually, I usually manage this, and yes I realize that it has some impact on my ability to get the rest of the stuff done, but whatever. I'll see you at noon, when I stumble from the bedroom bleary-eyed looking for brunch.

2. Clean my entire house until it sparkles - Never gonna happen. I'd be happy with the living room and kitchen, though.

3. Paint my front porch columns - Here's my "official" hangup: I've been promised paint of the FREE! variety from multiple persons who say they have extra. And I don't want to spend the money and then get seven gallons of white exterior paint. The "real" hangup? I don't get to it. I don't even know why.

4. Prep for Lilybugs - The sale is quickly approaching and I haven't done a darn thing. I need to do some serious toy editing in my house, and such a task can only be completed when the smalls around around to notice their toy collection shrinking.

5. Get a new car - I've made a valiant effort the last two weeks, but I'm still, as of this moment, a minivan Momma. I'll let you know when (if) that ever changes.

It should be a fun weekend.

What are your weekend plans?