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I really should have known better.
In the grand scheme of thing, I am entirely and completely blessed to have beautiful, smart children with no real medical issues. I am lucky to have bought my house before the real estate bubble burst and it became important to have decent credit in order to purchase a home. I am grateful to be surrounded by family that loves me enough to rescue me from crisis and loan me cars and offer to drive over my piece of crap with a Hummer. The important stuff - I gots it.
Which is why I'm not going to tell you about how Brynna stepped on a nail, I lost my grandma's credit card, shredded my mom's tire, spent a half hour in the pitch black basement during a power outage/tornado warning scare, wrestled a two-year old who thought that the tornado siren meant time to get up and play, debated a six year old who could not understand that I couldn't turn on the fan and the TV because of the power outage, carpooled with my husband (which is kinda like carpooling with a slob where kinda=exactly), and had an unspecified calendar difficulty. All. within. 12. hours.
I'm not going to tell you any of that because even though I think it's all hilariously funny in a fml kinda way, I've decided to stick with the positive.