tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437730534870026306.post4933042846695485084..comments2023-10-02T03:52:13.931-04:00Comments on Saving My Sanity for Posterity: Make Me Laugh - I Demand ItJessihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00777169606653222027noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437730534870026306.post-23704470037213025552010-07-09T20:50:47.543-04:002010-07-09T20:50:47.543-04:00Jessi, I didn't have anything even remotely po...Jessi, I didn't have anything even remotely positive to post when you first made this request. But I saw a few friends post a link to this email exchange on Facebook today, and I laughed til I cried. And I thought of your request to be made to laugh... So maybe you'll enjoy it??<br /><br />http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html<br /><br />I hope you're doing better! I had one of those can-barely-get-out-of-bed days today, so I definitely relate.Jonihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00802543096647270631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437730534870026306.post-48904634088554795282010-07-09T09:50:02.387-04:002010-07-09T09:50:02.387-04:00You guys rock! Thanks so much for the cheering upp...You guys rock! Thanks so much for the cheering upping. My day ended on an up-note with well-behaved children, garlic bread and Burn Notice. So, there's that.Jessihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00777169606653222027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437730534870026306.post-75635477830192876112010-07-08T16:46:25.278-04:002010-07-08T16:46:25.278-04:00Here's a sick and twisted little game that I h...Here's a sick and twisted little game that I had fun playing yesterday. It will more than likely make you laugh - and not just a regular laugh. Oh, no. It'll be one of those snarky, twisted *evil* laughs...<br /><br />http://winklerdaily.com/anger-management-land.phpJenn-Jenn, the Mother Henhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01850119465505660438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437730534870026306.post-74648043236001287812010-07-08T16:03:02.573-04:002010-07-08T16:03:02.573-04:00This guy made me laugh until I cried this morning....This guy made me laugh until I cried this morning. If the first clip doesn't do it for you, try some more.<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUU9CqrtFiUannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13621915642420308973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437730534870026306.post-12478558927869783472010-07-08T15:52:03.611-04:002010-07-08T15:52:03.611-04:00Ok this is from a blog that I read but it made me ...Ok this is from a blog that I read but it made me laugh once when I really needed it...<br /><br />Una Loompa: Songs of Self-Tanning<br /> <br />Every once in awhile I succumb to the siren song of the self-tanning market. This time, I think, I will come out looking like Elle MacPherson dipped in caramel instead of like a preteen drag king version of Valentino.<br /><br />And yet...<br /><br /><br />Sigh.<br /><br />I've done this before. Why don't I learn?<br /><br />A lesson, in verse:<br /><br />Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do<br />I have a perfect puzzle for you <br />Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee <br />If you are wise, you'll listen to me <br /><br />What do you get when you try to self-tan?<br />A cross between a zebra and Lindsay Lohan.<br />Please just accept that your skin is see-through.<br />Pumpkin is not a good color for you.<br /><br />(I don't like the look of it.)<br /><br />Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da <br />Embrace your whiteness and you will go far.<br />You will live in happiness too<br />Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Bonus song, because this photo is just too perfect:<br /><br />White girl!<br />There's no need to be brown<br />I said, white girl!<br />Put the self-tanner down<br />I said, white girl!<br />'Cause you look like a clown<br />There's no need...to...look like Snooki<br />(BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM)<br />Stay away from the DHA<br />Stay away from the DHA...<br /><br />Oh, man. I'm cracking myself up. I think these are tears of joy. Off to exfoliate!KYmomx3https://www.blogger.com/profile/11574535913009582909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437730534870026306.post-86650361431297287622010-07-08T15:38:53.390-04:002010-07-08T15:38:53.390-04:00Well, here's an email I just sent my husband a...Well, here's an email I just sent my husband at work today:<br /><br />Daniel just said, from the bathroom:<br /><br />*grunt, groan, strain*<br />"Rrrrrg! Mom, I got a big piece out that broke! I'm going to look at it!!"<br /><br />I know that's pretty gross. But you have kids, so it's okay, right?Suzehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05090954944438450837noreply@blogger.com